Posts Tagged ‘2009’

SO the Mayans and others have it right, in the year 2012, the world is set to be destroyed by neutrinos that boil the earths mantle into palpable goo, and we all die, well not the rich and useless, they get to live. Image semi-related its an evil Chinese commie overlord out to let everybody die somehow.
The war veteran, Ty Hackett, is hired to work as security guard by the Eagle Shield Security where his old friend Mike Cochroone works. Ty is having financial difficulties after the death of his father, and is raising his brother Jimmy alone. He teams up with Mike’s brother-in-law, Baines, and their coworkers Quinn, Palmer and Dobbs. One night, Mike invites Ty to join in the robbery of two armored trucks transporting forty-two million dollars. The reluctant Ty accepts after Mike promises that nobody would be hurt in the heist. –Stolen from IMDB, because this movie is fucking AWESOME!
I really didn’t know what to expect with this one. The DVD cover art looks like a SAW knock off or some serious B-Movie garbage. What I did find was quite unexpected.
Whoa was this from the 80′s and they left it on the shelf only to be released in 2010? Well, no. But I bet they would like you to think that; it’s a great excuse for making a seriously budgeted film and having almost two hours of boring footage.
I keep avoiding this review, I’m not sure if I love this movie, or if I totally hate it. I gave it the two viewings test, then watched it drunk, and even a forth time hungover. I’m still on the wall, but I guess you can say, I don’t hate it that much. I’m hoping my usual trip down screen shot lane will clear things up.
Have you ever thought to yourself, “Damn, I would love to see Ace Ventura plow Obi Wan Kenobi in the ass.”
Yeah, me neither. But low and behold! It happens here! Read the rest of this entry »
A pair of identical twin sisters — one, who has been paraplegic since youth and gets around in a wheelchair, and the other — ‘same face, different bodies.’
I just cut and pasted that right from IMDB, honestly, if I had not read that on there, I would never have guessed they were twins. They’re both right fucking ugly, but twins? No. Read the rest of this entry »
So I barely remembered this movie was even made, until now. The trailers looked awful and were run constantly on television for the past year and half, and I still forgot this was even made. Being hungover on a Sunday, I tend to try and give things a chance… I don’t know why I do this to myself. Yeah that’s Jack Black.

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Everyone knows I love horror flicks, I do, I really do. I tried to enjoy this low budget piece, based on some of Poe’s writing, but man…. the only thing keeping me even slightly interested was the smoking hot chicks in this.

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This one’s going to be quick

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