Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll (born February 2, 1977), is a Colombian singer, songwriter, musician, record producer, belly dancer, and philanthropist who emerged in the music scene of Colombia and Latin America in the early 1990s and is also kind of a hottie.
Seriously, I can’t believe shes a year older than me, but other than that. I seriously can’t stand her music. Drives me fucking nuts, he voice is like… well shit. In English at least, some of her Spanish recordings are pretty decent. But, I’m not Spanish/Latino and I don’t listen to that crap, so yeah. I don’t hate Shakira, like I said, she’s a total hottie. I just couldn’t figure out why anybody liked her music at all. Then I saw this picture:
Ohhhhh, well now it makes perfect sense.

33 Year Old Perfect Columbian Ass: ★★★★★★★½ 

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