Star Wars fans travel to Skywalker Ranch to steal an early copy of Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace; yep, they sure do….
So what could have been totally epic, seems to be more of a train wreck of budgeting constraints and poor directing. Here we have 3 of the aforementioned “Fan Boys”, from left to right: We have Dan Fogler playing Hutch, I barely know who this guy is. I’ve seen Fogler in Ball of Fury and Good Luck Chuck, and pretty much thought the same thing, who the hell is this guy? Next to Hutch we have Jay Baruchel, he plays a character called “Windows“, hilarious, a reference to his glasses. I don’t need to mention Jay’s work, he’s pretty much in everything now’n’days. Next to him we have Sam Huntington, playing Eric. As soon as I saw him I was like, “I remember this dork from something.”
I just couldn’t put my hand on it. Oh yeah, Detroit Rock City! And not seen but not unmentioned is Chris Marquette, playing Linus. I didn’t get a screen shot so he’s with us in spirit.
Here we have the lovely Kristen Bell, playing Zoe, the female character and eventual love interest for at least one of the dorks. Damn I love this chick, she’s only a couple of years younger than me and like 5’1″, and those eyes… wow. I never watched Veronica Mars, because I thought she was some pretentious high school kid playing detective or some bullshit, and I am judgmental that way. But she’s damn hot, I’ve been catching up with Heroes Season 3 and 4 on DVD and I kept thinking that Sylar should be locked up for messing with Jail Bait, but I guess I was wrong. I love short chicks…
I though that these two photo’s made the movie worth watching…..
Until I found out she used a “stunt” ass for this scene. Booooo!!! Makes me want to cry knowing I’ll never see her ass 🙁
I guess Seth Rogan play’s three characters in this film. I only managed to find two of them. Either way, Seth cracks me up, I’d really like to challenge him to a drinking contest. May the bigger drunk win Seth!
Seth as a Star Trek dork alien thingy. The voice was a dead giveaway. Like I said dude, anytime, any place, any kind of booze. I want to see it go down bro!
Holy shit! Jay and Silent Bob make an appearance.
The man himself, playing himself. You know back in the 90’s he worked for Kirby Vacuum’s as a spokes person? I fucking kid you not. They would place ad’s in the newspapers, and you would go into an interview for a management position, only the wouldn’t tell you the company name or what you would be doing. It was a three day process. Being the fucking dumb idiot I was when I was 18, I thought I’d go check it out. On day, three, they presented a special “guest” speaker, who then revealed what the company was, and that you would be a door-to-door vacuum salesman. When Shatner walked out, everyone in room gasped. He talked a mean game, but I had enough of the bullshit. Pissed off I stormed out, I can remember what he said very clearly, “Just. Where. In. The Hell. Do you think. You’re Going young man?”
I said, “I’m not selling fucking vacuums for you or anybody else Kirk.”
There were people laughing and I walked away with a smile. Vacuums… fuck off…
Macgruber makes an appearance as a THX security guard, and if you don’t know what that is, then you should either watch the damn movie, or kill yourself. Lame ass.
Overall this film had loads of celebrity appearances, and with all of that star muscle, you think it would have held its weight a little bit more. But unfortunately, I don’t have the time to take a screen shot of them all, and if you want to see them, including Princess Leia, you’ll just have to watch it. There were some funny moments, and some cringe worthy “why the fuck did they do that” in the movie. Made a great Sunday Hangover flick, and I couldn’t ask for anything more. Well maybe, just maybe, a shot of Kristen Bell’s ass….

FANZOID DUNGEON: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ 

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