Have you ever thought to yourself, “Damn, I would love to see Ace Ventura plow Obi Wan Kenobi in the ass.”
Yeah, me neither. But low and behold! It happens here!
I remember the trailer for this movie. It showed a man, whom was pulling off low key grifts so earn money, which actually looked pretty funny. The old choking in a restaurant, getting hit by a car, falling down in a store, etc. Now that content is in the movie, and the con artistry and story aren’t even that bad. I think its actually pretty cool what he accomplished and what he got away with, mad props. But the gay content is waaay too high. I’m not going to apologize for saying that either, even if he was straight, the sex scenes took away from what could have been a great conman/heist film, like yes, I get it, he’s in love with Phillip Morris. Wonderful. It just distracted from the actual plot.
Here’s a decent shot of The Cable Guy going bareback roman style on some dude.
So here we have it, Obi Wan Kenobi dancing with The Mask. I wish somebody would burn this image out of my head, like some kind of memory erasing so I could start from scratch….
Well that’s that. I’ve run out of witticisms, but like I said earlier, this could have been great, just tone down the irrelevant bullshit. Ah well, the liberal ass monkeys all probably had a great jerk in the theater.

Rainbow flags abound: ★★★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ 

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