Stolen from IMDB: A woman who has an elaborate scheme to propose to her boyfriend on Leap Day, an Irish tradition which occurs every time the date February 29 rolls around, faces a major setback when bad weather threatens to derail her planned trip to Dublin. With the help of an innkeeper, however, her cross-country odyssey just might result in her getting engaged. Hmmm… yawn

To be honest, I have no idea what this film was about. I didn’t pay attention, and I have no idea who Amy Adams is. She was in Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny, Catch Me If You Can, Cruel Intentions 2 (LMAO) and Buffy The Vampire Slayer as Cousin Beth. She was also in a whole slew of crap I wouldn’t watch if someone forced me to. So maybe that’s why I don’t have a fucking clue who she is. But and there always is one, she’s pretty damn cute!
So whatever, I have a small attention span when I’m hungover from Saturday night, and this movie wasn’t riveting enough to hold it. From what I could gather, she’s dating some douche, that hasn’t popped the question yet. Someone makes up some crap about how in Ireland on the leap year women can ask the men. Douche happens to be in Ireland, so she goes for it. Seriously, the next time someone wants to drop off a movie at my place, keep in mind, I really don’t want to watch anything this fucking stupid..
Anyhow, she meets some Irish lad on the way, and he steals her heart, only she’s too much of a materialistic cunt to be with some poor Irish slob (Matthew Goode, who was in a decent movie here). Hilarity Ensues, she marries the Irishman at the end. Hopefully he sodomizes her.
This is as close to nudity as the film gets. So with that in mind, it sucks. I really think these rom-com’s need some softcore porn style sex in them so they appeal to the other side of the audience. Or…. maybe I just think she’s hot and want some nudity to cure my hangover.

No Nudity No Thanks: ★★★★☆☆☆☆☆☆ 

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