This one’s going to be quick

So, we have the I’m a Mac Guy. Yay.

So to sum it all up nice and quick Ricci, plays a selfish bitch, that doesn’t want to commit to her boyfriend (Long). On the day he tries to propose to her, she gets into a car accident and dies. She wakes up in a morge and Neeson is there injecting her with Hydronium Bromide. He says he can talk to the dead and tells her she must prepare to die. So this is where I figured out the entire plot in ten seconds. He’s a liar, and a nutjob, and she’s incrediably stupid and will eventually believe him, and more than likely be buried alive while Justin Long runs around trying to convince everyone she’s still alive and the creepy old man at the cemetary is actually a murderer. It was like an episode of Scooby Doo for fucks sake. Scooby Doo with tits. At least there were some tits. So yeah, everyone dies, killer gets away, has a large wall of people he did this to. Ya-da-ya-da, seriously, this sucked. Boring as fuck. Her tits didn’t even save the day, like tits always can. Don’t waste your time, I was hungover and didn’t feel like getting up and changing the disc, grabbing the remote or rolling over so I endured this pile of dog shit, and I did it for all of you. Now I just wish the three major actors in this would admit to the same thing and we’ll all be good as gravey.

Boring: ★★★★☆☆☆☆☆☆ 

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