Did you ever wish they remade Beverly Hills Cop or Another 48 hours, only this time, they were actually funny, and didn’t totally suck royal balls?

Tracy Morgan kicks ass in this! I actually enjoyed this film! There were so many moments, where I was like, “What the fuck am I watching?” and “Damn that music sounds like some awesome shit they would play in a 80′s movie.”
And then it hit me, Kevin Smith directed this masterpiece, and that’s exactly what he was going for! Well god damn then! Cool! But if you’re too young to have seen the multitude of buddy/cop/action flicks from the 80′s and 90′s that this draws inspiration from, all I have to say is that it would probably suck ass then. I got this in a two for one deal at Walmart, so I have no complaints. It was worth the $8.99. ‘Nuff said, it’s awesome, fucking deal with it or watch something else. I don’t care. On with a couple pictures!

Here’s where they make a quick reference to Lethal Weapon 3, we have the two cops, Tracy Morgan and Bruce Willis, with the third wheel Seann William Scott aka. Stiffler, playing the Joe Pesci part. I’m not even going to ruin it for you, but I will say, he is a highlight in this film. Almost pissed myself laughing.

Bruce Willis, looking bald, tough and tired. Awesome…

Kevin Pollak and Adam Brody, play the two rival cops on the force, and seem to be out to get the couple of dicks and show them what real detective work is all about. I seriously loved this side plot, it was like at some points of the film, you were watching another movie altogether, just about these two guys. Excellent, I know it will never happen, but if they made a sequel these two guys would be like the cops in Beverly Hills Cop II, that team up with Axel this time around… :)

Rashida Jones has a minor role as the “I know she’s cheating on me wife” hilarity ensues.

Michelle Trachtenberg has a minor role as Jimmy’s daughter that’s about to be married. I loved her in Euro Trip, and the large collection of celebrity nudes I have of her…. lol.

Holy shit! Jason Lee! He used to be my favorite Pro Skateboarder when I was a kid!

So all in all, if you like seeing monocle wearing mother fuckers, hot chicks, guns blazing, synthesizer music, cops taking down the bad guys, happy endings and walking corpses. This is a great flick. If you were born after 90′ and didn’t pay attention to pop culture until the whole 80′s revival bullshit came along, this is probably going to suck for you. But then again, you suck already, so it doesn’t matter does it? Go cry on a chan, cut yourself, and text what an asshole I am to your cry baby “we have no identity but the Internet” friends. Loser.

Awesomeness Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ 

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