Archive for the ‘Film’ Category

An oldy but a goodie? Or a giant disappointment followed by repressed memories of what I thought was a classic film. Find out more as we go on a slow picture adventure.
Whoa was this from the 80’s and they left it on the shelf only to be released in 2010? Well, no. But I bet they would like you to think that; it’s a great excuse for making a seriously budgeted film and having almost two hours of boring footage.
Knight and Day, a non-stop action romantic comedy staring Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz. Yeah, sounds awesome….
I keep avoiding this review, I’m not sure if I love this movie, or if I totally hate it. I gave it the two viewings test, then watched it drunk, and even a forth time hungover. I’m still on the wall, but I guess you can say, I don’t hate it that much. I’m hoping my usual trip down screen shot lane will clear things up.
Star Wars fans travel to Skywalker Ranch to steal an early copy of Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace; yep, they sure do…. Read the rest of this entry »
Man I really didn’t expect much from this film, considering its a 30 second short skit on Saturday Night Live. But I will say this much, I loved it! Read the rest of this entry »
Have you ever thought to yourself, “Damn, I would love to see Ace Ventura plow Obi Wan Kenobi in the ass.”
Yeah, me neither. But low and behold! It happens here! Read the rest of this entry »
A pair of identical twin sisters — one, who has been paraplegic since youth and gets around in a wheelchair, and the other — ‘same face, different bodies.’
I just cut and pasted that right from IMDB, honestly, if I had not read that on there, I would never have guessed they were twins. They’re both right fucking ugly, but twins? No. Read the rest of this entry »
What to say, what to say. Well this movie was actually kind of boring; moments where you keep saying, why do that, why not just do the logical thing and end this. Here’s Kate Beckinsale looking and acting like a bitch, which must be a far stretch for her acting range.
So I barely remembered this movie was even made, until now. The trailers looked awful and were run constantly on television for the past year and half, and I still forgot this was even made. Being hungover on a Sunday, I tend to try and give things a chance… I don’t know why I do this to myself. Yeah that’s Jack Black.

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